Thursday, June 12, 2008

The Future Of Private Investigation As Revealed By Jonathan Lethem














Jonathan Lethem knows how to spin a 'purty' good yarn. Not unlike like Scott McClellan, I suppose. Although his most recent novel
You Don't Love Me Yet (Doubleday, 2007), has been receiving some mixed reviews, I'd still like to check it out. Unfortunately, I've got a summer book list as long as Patrick Swayyze's dick (which I've heard is, like... long), but I'd like to squeeze this one in. Possibly right between the Kama-Sutra and Lolita. Weird, huh? However, I will, ever so highly, recommend checking out Gun, with Occasional Music (Harcourt Brace, 1994), Lethem's debut novel.

This book is completely fucking odd. As in Ridley Scott (pre- Russell Crowe) could have one hell of a field day with Gun if it were ever optioned. It stars a straight-thinking and quiro hero, Conrad Metcalf, a hard-boiled detective from the near-future, with the erogenous zones of a woman Metcalf could have been perfectly played, 20 years ago, by none other than a young and dreamy Kurt Russell (*sigh*). Alas, he's practically a senior citizen nowadays (at 56) but damn, if he's not just as dreamy(*sigh*). But, I digress. For reasons of expediency, here's Wikipedia's plot synopsis:

"
Metcalf is hired by a man who claims that he's being framed for the murder of a prominent urologist. Metcalf quickly discovers that nobody wants the case solved; not the victim's ex-wife, not the police, and certainly not the gun-toting kangaroo who works for the local mafia boss."

Sounds intriguing right?

A few more teasers:

-Thanks to technology, children can become smarter and more cynical than adults; such children are known as baby-heads.

-Animals, too, can be given the intelligence of a human being through bioscientific techniques.

-Psychology is no longer viewed as a science , and psychologists behave like Jehovahs Witnesses, the Church of the Latter Day Saints and other itinerant proselytizing religions.

-Karma is also subject to transactions through portable debit cards.

So don't be a baby-head and take Gun, With Occasional Music out of your holster and start pluggin' away.


Bibliography:

http://www.jonathanlethem.com/

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So you've FINALLY become a critic..... I think we all knew it would happen someday!

j/k

:)

w. said...

yikes. sorry you had to see me post-two bottles of cheap chardonnay. oh what a saturday night can do to a person.