After careful and very deliberate consideration, I have decided, though most hesitantly, to join the blog world. If all these other jerk-offs are doing it, then I can do it too, and I think, maybe, better than most. (But I didn't say all!) Basically, I want to get back to writing. It is something I used to do quite passionately but has since been tossed carelessly in the garbage, along with many other "hobbies" (porn, midget wrestling, swashbuckling, etc.) or whatever the hell you want to call them. I have no desire to ramble on about my own boorish, useless and random daily thoughts (do bloggers even do that?) so I strive to compose with purpose, virility, and a minute dose of moral ambiguity. Once I had developed my "concept," if you will, I decided to cast my stones among the wizard's circle and forge the fires of Thor. Or what the fuck ever.
Essentially, I intend to concentrate on the underrated elements of life and art. Anything as wide and varied from vanilla ice cream, Kurt Russell, post-Taco-Bell farts and Keystone Light are possible subjects for deliberation (as they are all generally overlooked and undervalued). Any suggestions
and/or contributions are welcomed of course, provided that you are right, which in turn is subject to my opinion. Yeah, I know, it's a vicious damn circle. As well, I would like to occasionally tackle overrated bullshit such as Madonna or whoever wrote the DaVinci Code. So bear with me, any who read this, and I'm sure it's maybe one or two at the most, but I'm trying to bone up on any talent I might have swimming somewhere in my enlarged ego. My jokes may fail, my words not as clever as I'd like, and there is possibly (actually, undoubtedly) too much cynicism for one dumb blog, but hopefully I'll improve. Feel free to tell me what I'm doing wrong, as I am sure you could do it better. Wow. Sounds like someone I know.
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